I can do it better >! through it back in the waters alive. Perfectly preserved crab. !<
jimbojonesFA on
does this hurt the crab?
Lee_yw on

yamimementomori on
Thanks for this tutorial so I can convert a king crab that big into a preserved specimen at some point in my future.
GTAHomeGuy on
Am I the only one thinking – if someone would bring all the meat out like that, all my seafood would be specimens from now on!
Save the cracking, peeling and effort!
GrouchySkunk on
Nothing like blasting legs meat out with a hose.
Deeptrench34 on
Humans are weird. Nothing on God’s green Earth would ever compel me to try consuming this creature.
Top-Tradition-Matrix on
🫣
Tooleater on
Is this called Crabsidermy?
JowlOwl on
Is there a way to preserve it permanently?
ConejoSarten on
We’re some sick MF species 😆
America202 on
Cool
WarioWill on
Money! Money! Money! Money! Mo-
# A̷̜͑Á̴̜Ạ̴͋A̴̢̎A̸͕͊Á̴̢A̵̯̒A̶̛͎A̷͚͘Ȁ̵̢
Cuterusly on
So to summarize:
1) Cut off the closed ends
2) Steampress the fuck out of the corpsel
3) Glue the remains together
4) Voila
I want this sort of burial for my Granma
Skyp_Intro on
I now know how to prepare a face hugger.
jneilz_ on
Crab should be served the way this one was. I want to eat, not play with wet, rock hard, spiky legs at the dinner table. I can’t even imagine how much crab meat we probably waste globally every year
hudsoncress on
Never seen someone trophy-mount a crab, but I have to say I’m into it.
denkmusic on
Or you could leave it where it was.
Refun712 on
I don’t think I’d want to preserve the specimen if I found a big king crab like that, but thank you Reddit.
xCarrie on
Sure, but if this was preformed on a person and recorded it would be classified as “inhumane” or “illegal.”
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Inhabited Crabs Of Humanity™
2dicksdeep on
I know crabs aren’t arachnids, but they definitely trigger my arachnophobia with them creepy ass legs.
Turbulent-Debate7661 on
Ok next time i wont use sledge hammer
heresjonnyyy on
This kills the crab.
sumane12 on
We are literally the monsters.
Ardyn_the_Usurper on
Next step. spiders and other land bugs.
I prefer great wild game.
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I can do it better >! through it back in the waters alive. Perfectly preserved crab. !<
does this hurt the crab?

Thanks for this tutorial so I can convert a king crab that big into a preserved specimen at some point in my future.
Am I the only one thinking – if someone would bring all the meat out like that, all my seafood would be specimens from now on!
Save the cracking, peeling and effort!
Nothing like blasting legs meat out with a hose.
Humans are weird. Nothing on God’s green Earth would ever compel me to try consuming this creature.
🫣
Is this called Crabsidermy?
Is there a way to preserve it permanently?
We’re some sick MF species 😆
Cool
Money! Money! Money! Money! Mo-
# A̷̜͑Á̴̜Ạ̴͋A̴̢̎A̸͕͊Á̴̢A̵̯̒A̶̛͎A̷͚͘Ȁ̵̢
So to summarize:
1) Cut off the closed ends
2) Steampress the fuck out of the corpsel
3) Glue the remains together
4) Voila
I want this sort of burial for my Granma
I now know how to prepare a face hugger.
Crab should be served the way this one was. I want to eat, not play with wet, rock hard, spiky legs at the dinner table. I can’t even imagine how much crab meat we probably waste globally every year
Never seen someone trophy-mount a crab, but I have to say I’m into it.
Or you could leave it where it was.
I don’t think I’d want to preserve the specimen if I found a big king crab like that, but thank you Reddit.
Sure, but if this was preformed on a person and recorded it would be classified as “inhumane” or “illegal.”
This comment was funded by the
Inhabited Crabs Of Humanity™
I know crabs aren’t arachnids, but they definitely trigger my arachnophobia with them creepy ass legs.
Ok next time i wont use sledge hammer
This kills the crab.
We are literally the monsters.
Next step. spiders and other land bugs.
I prefer great wild game.
Does this hurt the crab